WED, AUGUST 24 , 2005

The following entry has been amended because it's playing havoc with Google Ads on the site. I do not care to be the web's #1 purveyor of fake methane gas emittors.

Well, if I were the #1 site, that actually might let me quit my day job...

No, never mind. If you must know what the following words are JH is referring to, they rhyme with set tarts. (Which I have heard is a name for loose women on Hollywood sound stages.) And the latter word comes from beans, and is good for your heart. Cause the more you tart, the better you feel. So eat beans, every meal.

FRI, JULY 15 , 2005

Our man JH (you know who you are) wrote in the following:

man how did i get this site when i was lookin under *** *****... dont ask

And that LITERALLY was all he wrote.

Friggin' Google ads...they disable my keywords like 'cartoon' and 'comics', but they stick me under '*** *****''.

JH, I do not know how you got this site.

I do not want to know.

If you find out...please do not email me with your newfound knowledge. TMI, dude. But feel free to come back any time.

And by the way...I am emphatically NOT asking.